The world doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso (via thatblokematti)

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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jpgay:

only 90’s kids will remember this

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pardonmewhileipanic:

fatgirlopinions:

cliffiboy:

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

and women love “nice guys” when accompanied by a six pack. Women are biologically WAY more shallow than men.

Lololololol omg

HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS DUDE

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j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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p1ants:

"Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004

p1ants:

"Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours."

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004

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